The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...