The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...