Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.