I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...