Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...