Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...