Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...