Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.