Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...