New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...