Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...