Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...