Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.