A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...