Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...