Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...