Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...