Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...