The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...