I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.