Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...