A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
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What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!