Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...