Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...