Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...