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Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
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2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
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Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...