Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...