St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
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How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...