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if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
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Saved Your Privates
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Confucius Say
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Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
There were these three morticians talking about…
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