Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!