How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...