Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...