My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...