To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...