Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...