The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...