The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...