Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...