Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...