Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...