File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!