Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...