Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...