spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...