Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...