Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.