Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...