10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...