LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...