Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...